what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
I need to get myself a sugar daddy. This working thing is for people less cute.
Saw this dude at a Wavves show
Hands by Zvorr
do you wanna look like this skeleton
or THIS skeleton?
drink a milk kids
[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car
if you ask me for boyfriend advice i’ll literally be like “idk man dump him he’s boring men are boring”
come back here and touch me
to keep you warm."
If somebody comes into my room and finds a little pile of ash that once was me
This video is the culprit
This is exactly what I needed
probably the greatest thing i’ve ever seen in my life